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THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Thinking of using a cutthroat razor?
« on: February 07, 2017, 01:38:15 PM »
I used to use a cut throat, Still have Pops old stop.  But its a lot of work at five or six AM before rushing to work.  Its a skill worth knowing.

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Anyone Prep?
« on: January 03, 2017, 06:45:27 PM »
The house is the main place I intend to be at,  Ive got up to four months of dry/tin food stocked for four people. A generator can keep the freezer and fridge running a few weeks running it four hours a day.
Same for gas reserves as I keep 4 x 45kg gas bottles full + 4 x 9kg bottles.
A 0.1 micron water purifier and a pool that is Ionized (Drinkable) plus a 5000 lt water tank I was forced to have by council. It used to feed the toilets and washing but I cut that off and fills the pool if needed.

My go bags are one for each family member and they are basic survival only for up to five days.
They deal with water / Purification, Shelter and five days food.  with some basic meds for tummy and trauma as well as something to get "Relaxed"  ;qo
Only very basic tools in those bags but enough to move through country from A to B,,,, After that, Of which we are fucked  rofl
Have not added weapons although I have guns.  Cant rely on that subject as that is what the fuzz will go after first. Being a LFAO,  They know what I have. 

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Anyone Prep?
« on: January 02, 2017, 03:28:14 PM »
To some degree, I guess I'm sort of a prepper.
Just always have been since a boy cub scout.   The motto "Be prepared" really got my attention.
Sooo many possibilities of SHTF and I only have a few covered.   I cant divulge what that is in public, 
Maybe when I get into the back room I can let out my crazy ways,,,, or what the wife thinks is crazy.
Anyone else stock some stuff or have a ready go bag?   

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Doesn't fit.
« on: January 02, 2017, 03:13:37 PM »
In the words of Donald Trump,,, Your fired  Mrs.Wallacey.gif

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Merry Dudemas
« on: December 21, 2016, 06:39:47 PM »
Have a good close down period Dudes,  I'm going to ground and staying off the roads. Except for the short drive to the bottle shop and a little secret fishin spot by the river bank.
Once all the tourists and holiday makers have fucked off from Tweed Heads,  my new year goal is for my 12 year old son and I to finalize getting our Cat H pistol licenses. Then six months after that, A couple of 1911 Colts  ::a
Merry (Your religion here) And thanks for having me  :P

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: White Elephant?
« on: December 13, 2016, 03:08:20 PM »
Then along comes trump, With one tweet and wipes billions off lockheads worth.  ::p
The Australian defence Minister saying,,,, "It's still good, It's still good" "Its a seppo problem, Not ours"
Not ours?  Australia Invested in this piece of shit. ITS OUR PROBLEM  ;qz

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: American Gun Culture
« on: September 30, 2016, 06:44:41 PM »
The Aussie Journos are stiring the pot, Trying to compare Australian gun culture with the seppos. 
We are very different and always have been.
The fair suck of the sav pendulum swung far to much to the left.  Leaving a shit load of LAFO's very fucking angry.  That showed in that last election. 
I stand about in the middle of the US case and what we have here now in AU.  The laws could be relaxed a little as some of them are absurd. 
What shits me the most is the right of self defense in our own home has been skewed in favor of the poor invader/attacker.   In that case, I do envy some of the seppo rights. 
The bad guys are "really" bad nowadays and people are getting killed in their own homes. 
ATM,  the law abiding Australian Citizen are defenseless sitting ducks.   

Not restricted to Aircraft, Companies who have sales teams and Install teams get the same thing.
Been involved in some jaw dropping stupidity caused by happless salesman over the years.

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Is a war coming ?
« on: July 27, 2016, 10:07:53 PM »
Maybe I should start making MRE's ,,, Crazy shit I know but instinct does kick in when you see shit going on and think that this is not looking good. 
Trying to piece it all together puts one in certain "Camps" or "Labels"
I'm fairly staunch in the belief  that blokes with muzzy beards are going to fuck Europe.
I'm also not too hot for the UN.  I don't see them being anything good for Australia.  Agenda 21 for one.
I come from Manufacturing and its dead now. 

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Mystery Illnesses
« on: July 27, 2016, 09:47:24 PM »
YEP,   rofl

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Is a war coming ?
« on: July 17, 2016, 09:35:50 AM »
The West,  Isnt that the Chinese moslum sector?

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Geez, the Northern suburbs can be "fun"
« on: July 17, 2016, 09:29:48 AM »
My two kids, after all the hype started playing it just yesterday, After a few hours they said it was fucking stupid.  ;qo

THE CAMPFIRE / Re: Evenin' All ...
« on: July 08, 2016, 08:51:17 PM »
Welcome,   :-*
I know a little about guitar and bass,  so any crap you wanna go on about with that,,, I'm all ears  ::a
What rigs are you playing?

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Mystery Illnesses
« on: June 15, 2016, 05:55:49 PM »
Being bit by a red back  spider is something you wouldn't wish on an enemy. Drove me to fucken drink.


THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Mystery Illnesses
« on: June 12, 2016, 02:42:06 PM »
Take it easy Chris,  Hope you get it sorted.
And stop going around snogging women  rofl

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Um, is there some sanity left ?
« on: June 01, 2016, 05:10:40 PM »
Most people I talk to are looking to drop the major parties.  Can only be bullshitted to so many times.
I would not be surprised if there is a major shift in politics, If not the coming elections Surely the next.
There are two Brits that work for the same company I do.  When I asked why they recently emigrated to Australia, Their answer was "The UK is fucked"     

Its almost like every cunt is having a crack at being the anti christ.  I guess one day one will gell.
Trump it aint,  I rekon the bankers put him there to make Clinton win.

Its the perfect Sci-opp.  Get an arse clown that is well known to break down possible contenders, But whom will never win government.  Then slip in the bitch

Last Sunday my family pranked me wile I was watching TV.  Somehow the kids are able to drive the big screen TV with their Ipads.
Suddenly this came up in full screen

At first I thought WTF?  Then "Well that's it then"  Eventually the wifes bad acting gave it away.
They got me good as Ive never seen the various pranks.
However,  Might become reality with a fucktard like Trumps hands on the medico key that uncovers the big red button  :( 

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Podcasting - anyone here done it
« on: April 17, 2016, 12:11:55 AM »
Agree Muppet, Ive done a few Youtube vids that were un edited and just thrown out there.  I cringe at them as there was no rehearsal nor script.  Even my accent sucked.
I can change my accent to the Queens proper,  But when your rolling live ?  Next time I do anything like that it will be pre written, rehearsed and fully acted.   

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Like putting on an old glove
« on: April 16, 2016, 12:48:38 PM »
You can legally buy picks and use them on your own stuff or friends who consent.
Just cant do it for money or get caught with them in a scenario that smells like your going to use them in a crime. Just like a screw driver and crow bar.  Wrap the pick set in a balaclava and store them in your glove box and your fucked.  :locked:
There are groups out there that meet up and are also on FB.  Its called "Lock Sport" for those that are not locksmiths.
Thirty three bucks or so,   gets you a basic starter kit.

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Like putting on an old glove
« on: April 10, 2016, 08:03:57 PM »
Some of you blokes might know that I'm a trade qualified master locksmith,,,  But haven't worked in the trade for just over ten years.
Now just for personal shits and giggles, Last week I decided to test myself at how good I am at picking a lock.
I was always very good with a snap gun and average with manual picks.
So I brought out dozens of locks I have lying around the garage and set to work.
I could still snap gun many of them but fucking useless now with the manual picks. 
I spent an hour, or more every day for a week not getting anywhere.  Until today,  Something just clicked.  The feel just came back.  Now I'm getting these brand new locks open in just minutes.
Here is the kicker,  I had to revert to youtube to relearn how to fucking do it  ::w

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Our politics can be on the nose but, America...
« on: March 26, 2016, 09:54:48 PM »
I think it goes something like, "Let the who can count the ways"
Trump doesn't get a leg in for the anti Christ as there is supposed to be something about his eyes,,, And we all know there is actually something about his hair,  So we are cool for now and someone will head shoot him.

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: Is a war coming ?
« on: March 21, 2016, 05:24:47 PM »
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.   

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: There's a sniper...
« on: March 21, 2016, 05:11:06 PM »
Well, I spose if it means there is an extra 1000 meters between the enemy and I,,, I can dig the 50 cal  :P

THE SHOTGUN BAR / Re: I went back to NZ recently.While I was there
« on: March 19, 2016, 10:02:29 PM »
As soon as I saw that calm pic of the bar crossing, I knew it was the same bitch that Ive seen on youtube ,And you confirmed it. 
Such a beautiful place.  I love the fall ares-tors on the pub awning.  That would not happen here.

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