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Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« on: September 06, 2006, 09:08:47 PM »


***Hey man, I'm new here and I don't know where to start .... what do I do?

--- I'm glad you asked ---

Firstly, welcome to the Knucklehead Saloon mate, come on in and meet the gang!

1. Poke around and have a read (and a laugh) .... get a feel for the place.
2. Don't be shy - Most folk are really laid back here and we're keen to welcome new members.....  if you can get past the initial barracking from a couple of our more boisterous members (we use it to weed out dickheads)
3. When you're ready to write something in an existing topic (this one is a good place to start), work your way to the bottom of the page and find the button called 'Reply'.
-Hit that bastard and a new window will greet you with a white box you can type shit into.
-Type your stuff in there (most people start with a "G'day I'm so and so") and if you want to chuck in a smiley you only have to click on one and the computer does the rest.
-When you're finished hit the 'Post' button and you're done.
-Starting your own topic is as easy as hitting the 'Thread' button at the top of each forum section and the only difference is filling out the subject box as well as your post.


So c'mon ... start posting and join the fun!


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The Dudeworld Crew.

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« Last Edit: July 23, 2009, 03:42:14 PM by Richo »
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Re: Are You New Here ?
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 10:15:36 AM »
After you've had time to get comfy, come back to this section and have a gander at the oldest pages.
You'll find the intros from most of the Admin and regulars there.

I just finished reading them and it's great to have a better feel for who you are talking to :)

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 03:29:06 PM »
G'day there read this registered & here I am posting away.
I'm a Sandgroper now got an FXR in the shed.
Found my way here via Ozbiker, I like Ozbiker (most of the time) but sometimes it's a bit like this :nohear:  ;:q
So I thought I'd broaden my cyber horizons.
 I guess in due course I'll find my way around & get to know this place & some the characters here.
What I've seen so far (& that's not much yet) looks great.
Anyway here's to us those like us & fuck the rest :-*
Only a real goose can swallow the proper gander.

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 04:32:03 PM »

Welcome funK1W1  !!


Great to see you here mate :)
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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 07:03:48 PM »
g'day mate and welcome... sure you can find the bar... its not exactly small :P

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 03:51:35 PM »
 :)

Just look for Dready - he's usually under it :)

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 01:26:22 AM »
 :)

And you can find me at the end of the bar.

Sipping ice water while recruiting for the Anti Saloon League.
Where everything out here ain't what it seems
When I'm down to nothing, I just go ahead and dream
And face the fact that I'm a circle in a world full of squares

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 07:48:42 AM »

I've usually been thrown out after complaining about the temperature of the beer.

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 01:11:04 PM »
 rofl rofl rofl

Last time I saw Jamie we had to rescue him from the Bourbon vat.... :)

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 04:38:09 PM »
:)

Believe it or not, darling, I've been taking it a bit easy the last week or so...

BUT, I'm just beginning two days off and I am currently....decompressing....with the help of amber colored  fluids.

BTW, Bourbon is a real man's drink, as opposed to say, Scotch....  ::i
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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 06:41:11 PM »
* LordDread hands Hm his shotgun and grabs .50cal barret


seems we have a varment that need exterminating Hm :p

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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2009, 07:17:33 PM »
* LordDread hands Hm his shotgun and grabs .50cal barret


seems we have a varment that need exterminating Hm :p


"McClean draws his light sabre and gives a bemused smile to the assembled local riffraff*

 


Where everything out here ain't what it seems
When I'm down to nothing, I just go ahead and dream
And face the fact that I'm a circle in a world full of squares

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2009, 07:21:13 PM »
* LordDread hands Hm his shotgun and grabs .50cal barret


seems we have a varment that need exterminating Hm :p


"McClean draws his light sabre and gives a bemused smile to the assembled local riffraff*


ahhh i see your swartch is as big as mine, now lets see how you handle it ... :p

 




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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2009, 07:25:06 PM »
* LordDread hands Hm his shotgun and grabs .50cal barret


seems we have a varment that need exterminating Hm :p


"McClean draws his light sabre and gives a bemused smile to the assembled local riffraff*


ahhh i see your swartch is as big as mine, now lets see how you handle it ... :p

 





:)

I see you have the same mastery of quote tags as Hardman...

It really is VERY simple....  ;:n    ;zq
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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2009, 07:35:49 PM »
you know i aint never quoted on the new forum... im just used to other ones thta put the cusor OUTSIDE of the quote box :p and we all know i dont proof read anything so i sure aint gunna see thta :P

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2009, 07:55:04 PM »
G'day there read this registered & here I am posting away.
I'm a Sandgroper now got an FXR in the shed.
Found my way here via Ozbiker, I like Ozbiker (most of the time) but sometimes it's a bit like this :nohear:  ;:q
So I thought I'd broaden my cyber horizons.
 I guess in due course I'll find my way around & get to know this place & some the characters here.
What I've seen so far (& that's not much yet) looks great.
Anyway here's to us those like us & fuck the rest :-*
jesus christ that let any bastard in here, even bloody kiwis that cant spell.
but at least you ride and arent in IT
maybe you should get your shit together and we can meet again at the airport for a coffee  ;)

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2009, 08:36:14 PM »
G'day there read this registered & here I am posting away.
I'm a Sandgroper now got an FXR in the shed.
Found my way here via Ozbiker, I like Ozbiker (most of the time) but sometimes it's a bit like this :nohear:  ;:q
So I thought I'd broaden my cyber horizons.
 I guess in due course I'll find my way around & get to know this place & some the characters here.
What I've seen so far (& that's not much yet) looks great.
Anyway here's to us those like us & fuck the rest :-*
jesus christ that let any bastard in here, even bloody kiwis that cant spell.
but at least you ride and arent in IT
maybe you should get your shit together and we can meet again at the airport for a coffee  ;)

Yeah I'd love to but for one small detail I don't feel like making that trip again for a while...
IT ::p
Hows the Rocket 3? (Did they let you in while yopu still rode a Jappie? ;zq)
Note I said I'd got an FXR in the shed but didn't claim to be riding it at present ::t ::t ::t ::t ::t ::t ::t ::t ::t ::t
Plan to ride it again in the now forseeeable future,(not religious but where's that praying smiley)
Only a real goose can swallow the proper gander.

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2009, 08:40:45 PM »
Hi mate, nice to welcome a new member :-*

 I ride a DR650, rain, hail or shine 8)
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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2009, 09:15:46 AM »
nah mate , had to change first
british or americian , and now there trying to get me off it and on a harley .

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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2009, 12:12:15 PM »
 :)

Airstrike time Dready :)

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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2009, 02:10:52 PM »
:)

Airstrike time Dready :)

Cheers

Well, IF you BOTH got together and compared notes,  you MIGHT be able to tipe in the cordnates korektlie.  ::i
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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2009, 09:09:54 AM »
 :)

Fire for effect then bring in the area weapons :)

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Re: Are You New Here ? READ THIS FIRST !
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2009, 04:51:30 PM »
bah to use a line from one of my fav movies...


"i say we just nuke the place from orbit.... just to be sure"

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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2009, 05:05:38 PM »
 :)

"Aliens" is also one of my favorite movies -but I think we should be selective rather than remove Tennessee from the map :)

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« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2013, 03:26:37 PM »
I'm from  Cincinnati Ohio.
I ride a 2005 Fatboy Anniversary Edition (the Silver one) It is my first Harley but not my first cruiser bike.
I have been riding for about 38 years.
I found this site about a year and a half ago and I decided to join because it seems very informative and I like anything about bikes I can find.