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In the Shed
« on: April 20, 2007, 11:58:49 PM »
In the shed with the bike and tools
Missus at work and the kids at school
You take a spanner to tighten a bolt
But instead you remove it, it isn’t your fault

You take off some more as you tinker away
What you don’t realize is you’ve been at it all day
Take one from here take one from there
Pull that bit off it shouldn’t be there

Oil and dirt form up on your hands
The bolt and the screws build up in the cans
A pattern is forming with parts been removed
What was your old  bike is looking quite nude
Time has gone by and from the kitchen your told
Get in this house right now your dinner is cold
You cant stop what your doing you setting a pace
Tis a grin and a smile all over your face

This bit and that bit and off comes the head
Your out in the dog house cos shes off to bed
You don’t bat an eye lid for what she has said
A man and his bike now locked in the shed

The sun is now rising from out in the east
While they are all sleeping your having a feast
Sprockets and chains and pistons and rings
This excursion aint over till the fat lady sings

Missus at work and the kids are at school
On the way back shes looking real cool
New bit for here the old bit back there
The world could stand still but you just wouldn’t care

A polishing cloth in one hand a beer in the other
You jump on the phone and you dial a brother
Come on round here a take a good look
I’ve rebuilt the bike and I’m sacking the cook

To fire her up and to squeeze it on slow
Slip on the helmet its now time to go
The roads and the scenery beccon to you
It leaves you just one thing that you have to do

Pack up the tools and put her to bed
Kiss her good night as you lock up your shed


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Re: In the Shed
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2007, 12:30:08 PM »

Fuck yeah!!

That ones a pisser Shrek!!!

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Re: In the Shed
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2007, 04:12:56 PM »
Ah yes one of my favorites too mate

These actions have cost me 2 marrages ;D

Hence the line its time to sack the cook ;)
« Last Edit: April 24, 2007, 04:13:10 PM by SHREK »