Three of our intrepid testers have assembled eight of the more readily available energy drinks on the market for the Ultimate Energy Drink Shootout. These drinks are readily available from most supermarkets, gas stations and corner stores in these parts and are consumed with great gusto by students, drivers and sportsmen alike. No stone was left unturned, no overgrown path too scary to walk down in our testers unfaltering quest for the truth.....
MEET THE TESTERS

Name: Big Damo

Age: ?

Occupation: Student, High School

Says: "Bring it on, man!"
Name: Luvvie J

Age: 36

Occupation: Domestic Purchasing Engineer, Mum of three

Says: "Lets go for gold!"
Name: Richo

Age: 37

Occupation: Part-time Photojournalist

Says: "Quick, give me another can of that stuff!"
LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN

Red Bull

Big Damo: Smells sweet and fruity, tastes only alright, 6.5 points

Luvvie J: Smells like sherbet, doesn't taste that good - quite sour, 4 points

Richo: Smells like fuit tingle lollies, tastes a little sour but alright, 5 points

Size: 250ml
Color: Yellow
Taurine: 1000mg
Caffiene: 80mg
Inositol: 50mg
Niacin: 20mg
Vitamin B6: 5mg
Vitamin B12: 5mg

Overall: 5.2
V

Big Damo: Smells like lollies, tastes like shit, 4 points

Luvvie J: Smells like chewing gum, don't mind the taste - a bit like berrocca, 8 points

Richo: Smells like jelly beans, Tastes sour - yuk, 3 points

Size: 250ml
Color: Yellow
Taurine: 500mg
Caffiene: 78mg
Inositol: 50mg
Niacin: 7.2mg
Vitamin B6: 1.1mg
Vitamin B12: 1.4mg

Overall: 5 points
Blue Ox - Orange Rush

Big Damo: Smells like a sweet lolly sensation, tastes sour but bearable, 6 points

Luvvie J: Smells like lollies, taste is a sour acidic orange - like medicine, yuk, 3 points

Richo: Smells like friut tingles lollies, tastes like a sour grapefruit, 3 points

Size: 250ml
Color: Looks like orange juice
Taurine: 400mg
Caffiene: 77mg
Inositol: 20mg
Gaurana: 25mg
Vitamin B6: 2mg
Vitamin B12: 2mg

Overall: 4 points
Blue Ox - Original

Big Damo: Smells sweet, strange sweet yet sour taste, quite nice, 6.5 points

Luvvie J: Smells sour, tastes horrible like disprin, 4 points

Richo: Smells sweet, tastes like a crappy mix of aspro clear mixed in blue cordial, 4 points

Size: 250ml
Color: Aqua Blue
Taurine: 160mg
Caffiene: 31mg
Ginseng: 10mg
Guarana: 10mg
Vitamin B6: 6.8mg
Vitamin B12: 12.8mg

Overall: 3.5 points
Blue Ox - Black Cherry

Big Damo: Smells nice, tastes like shit - very sour, 1 point

Luvvie J: Smells like cough mixture, tastes YUK! - Ewwwwwwwww, 1 point

Richo: Yeah, cough mixture, tastes like shit alright, 2 points

Size: 250ml
Color: Ruby Red
Taurine: 400mg
Caffiene: 77mg
Inositol: 20mg
Guarana: 25mg
Vitamin B6: 2mg
Vitamin B12: 2mg

Overall: 1.3 points
Wild NRG

Big Damo: Smells fruity with a weird tang, tastes quite nice with a fruity fizz, 10 points

Luvvie J: Smells a bit like fruit salad, tastes nice, refreshing aftertaste, 9 points

Richo: Has a fruity tang smell, quite a refreshing taste, I like it, 10 points

Size: 375ml
Color: Apple Cider color
Taurine: 1333mg
Caffiene: 120mg
Inositol: 66mg
Niacin: 26mg
Vitamin B6: 6.4mg
Vitamin B12: 6.4mg

Overall: 9.7 points
XS - Electric Lemon Blast

Big Damo: Smells lemon fresh, initial taste is good, aftertaste a bit weird, 4.5 points

Luvvie J: Nice lemon smell, tastes weird - YUK! - Filth! - strong sacharin taste, 0 points

Richo: Has a lemon / asprin smell, tastes horrible with a yuk aftertaste, 1 point

Size: 250ml
Color: Lemon squash color
Taurine: 1500
Caffiene: 80mg
Inositol: nil
Niacin: 20mg
Vitamin B6: 10mg
Vitamin B12: 10mg

Overall: 1.8 points
Red Eye Platinum

Big Damo: Another one that smells like friut tingles, tastes like lemon with fruit essence, 7 points

Luvvie J: Ooh I like this one, nice taste with a hint of white wine flavour, 6 points

Richo: Another fruit tingle smelling drink, has a lemonade taste but not quite as sweet, 7 points

Size: 330ml
Color: Very pale green
Taurine: 60mg
Caffiene: 106mg
Inositol: 50mg
Niacin: 20mg
Vitamin B6: 5mg
Vitamin B12: 5mg

Overall: 6.7 points
THE CONCLUSION:

The unanimous winner of the Ultimate Energy Drink Challenge is WILD NRG

With the highest in test score of 9.7 out of 10 and the praises of everyone who tasted it, Wild NRG is a winner in every respect.

WILD NRG was by far the best tasting Energy Drink we tested. Unlike the others, its taste was not overpowering or strange and was quite palatable with a light fruity refreshing fizz.

This drink also came in the largest container (375ml) and represents tremendous value compared to the other similarly priced cans that were significantly smaller (250ml).

The "good stuff" levels in this drink were quite high compared to the others as well, with the taurine levels the 2nd highest on test at 1333mg per serve and the caffiene levels the highest on test at a massive 120mg per serve.

Our clear cut winner does everything right, it tastes the best, it keeps you awake and it offers the best value for money.


PART 2

Our three intrepid testers have again assembled another four of the more readily available energy drinks on the market that were unavailable for testing in the original Ultimate Energy Drink Shootout. These drinks are also available from most supermarkets, gas stations and corner stores around here and are consumed with great gusto by students, drivers and sportsmen alike. Again, no stone was left unturned, no unknown taste too scary in our testers unfaltering quest for the truth.....
Dare Coffee Shot

Big Damo: Smells and looks like chilled coffee, tastes like a smooth and strong coffee sensation , 9 points

Luvvie J: Looks like Caramel milk, Smells like a mix of rich coffee and long life milk. The taste leaves a silky feeling on your lips luv while managing to invoke memories of that coffee and condensed milk in a tube you used to take camping. Yeah I like that, 10 points

Richo: Looks like normal Iced coffee with a rich smell. It tastes strong and creamy but not too sweet like alot of others do, 9 points.

Size: 200ml
Color: Iced coffee
Taurine: Nil
Caffiene: 64mg
Inositol: Nil
Guarana: 24mg
Vitamin B6: Nil
Vitamin B12: Nil

Overall: 9.3 points
Black label V

Big Damo: Looks like homebrand cola, smells like blackberries, Tastes like blackberry ribena, 7 points

Luvvie J: Smells like blackberries, tastes a bit berroccary (her words), 7 points

Richo: Yet another one that smells like fruit tingles, Tastes like a mix of sour apples and berocca, 5 points

Size: 250ml
Color: Cola
Taurine: 1000mg
Caffiene: 78mg
Inositol: 50mg
Niacin: 7.2mg
Vitamin B6: 1.1mg
Vitamin B12: 1.4mg

Overall: 7 points
Sprite - Recharge

Big Damo: Wow, its green. Smells like water, tastes like lemonade with extra lemons, 8 points

Luvvie J: Its an aqua color, smells fruity and fizzy, Tastes like normal lemonade, yum, 8.5 points

Richo: This one looks pale green, smells like a berocca, Tastes just like normal lemonade, nice, 9 points

Size: 300ml
Color: Green
Taurine: Nil
Caffiene: 66mg
Inositol: Nil
Gaurana: Nil
Niacin: 3.3mg
Vitamin B1: 0.5mg

Overall: 8.5 points
XS - Tropical Blast

Big Damo: Its a clear goldy color, smells like jelly beans, taste is a strong fruity sensation, 6 points

Luvvie J: Looks like a cloudy peach color, yeah smells like a bag of jelly beans, has a nice sweet flavour but the saccarine aftertaste gets ya, better than the last XS product we tested, 6 points

Richo: Smells like bloody fruit tingles again, looks like a pale beer, has a nice fruity taste that is initially almost too sweet, still has a bitter sacharine aftertaste, 6 points

Size: 250ml
Color: Light yellow
Taurine: 1500mg
Caffiene: 80mg
Niacin: 20mg
Guarana: Nil
Vitamin B6: 10mg
Vitamin B12: 10mg

Overall: 6 points
THE PART 2 CONCLUSION:

The unanimous winner of the Ultimate Energy Drink Challenge - Part 2 is
DARE COFFEE SHOT WITH GUARANA

With the highest in test score of 9 out of 10 and the adoration of everyone who tasted it, Dare Coffee Shot is the winner of the Part 2 Challenge.

DARE COFFEE SHOT is unusual as its the only milk based energy drink available on the shelves. Its taste is a quality coffee thats reminiscent of an iced double expresso.

This drink also came in a quite small can (200ml) and represents only average value compared to the other similarly priced cans that were larger (250-300ml).

The "good stuff" levels in this drink were very average compared to the others, but the exquisite taste of a milk based product was enough to make it shine as our tester's favorite.

Part 2's winner is a unique product in a highly competitive market and holds its own easily in the taste stakes. Well done Dare.



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